Sunday 28 June 2009
Friday 19 June 2009
Our Boss Needs Us.
Hi guys, as some of you might already know…our beloved, retired-superman, Youth Pastor, RR Chaplain, National Commander, Klang Internet Fishing Forum President aka Pas Gideon Lee will be admitted to Pantai Hospital Bangsar today (Friday) to receive treatment for the stones in his kidney. The doctors found not 1, but 2 stones!! Good things in life come in pairs…how did it get there? Possible reasons:
i. Cmdr likes to eat stones
ii. Never drink enough water
iii. Never sheee sheee…always like to ‘tahan’…???
More info about the 2 lucky stones in his kidney
Stone no 1: 9mm (we shall call it Elton) – resale price of about RM35.90
Stone no 2: 3mm (we shall call it John) – resale price of RM9.90 (this is a real bargain)
How are they going to treat it? Well, here’s the plan:
For Mr John (the 3mm stone), the doctors mentioned that this one can be passed out. Not too sure if via big or small time banking transaction. Lets pray that the transaction will go on smoothly. Could be a painful ride.
As for Mr. Elton (the big one), the doctors mentioned that they will have to blast it. Ever watched the movie Armageddon? Plant a nuclear bomb in the stone, detonate the bomb, and the stone will become smaller pieces. Problem solved. But since nuclear bombs are difficult to source, they have opted to use laser. Now, coming from alayman…you might ask “Are they going to use later and burn thru his skin and then burn a hole in the kidney, and then only burn up the stone??? Wouldn’t that leave a big hole right from the side up to the kidney??” Oh well, we’ll let the doctor figure out how to settle this part. But the plan is – LASER and BLAST AWAY!!
Point to note – thank God the kidney comes with a spare…J
Anyway, my point is…lets uphold our pastor in prayer ok? After all, we will ever only have ONE pastor Gideon in our lifetime. So let’s stand alongside him and pray pray pray hard ok? Perhaps we could ask the doctor to remove some additional ‘parts’ around the waistline too. Hahaha. Do keep Serena and the kids in our prayers too. In times like these, lets come together and pray for our wounded hero.
Alright Pas Gideon, the team will be praying for you. Go in strength and power…and come out alive with both your kidneys still intact! God blessss!! We will see you very very soon. Remember to give the doctor and nurses the one-million-dollar smile and make sure the hair is all nicely combed ok? Gotta look good for the paparazis…
For those that have no idea what a stone in the kidney looks like, pls refer to the pic below. Definitely looks like some oatmeal cookie…you agree?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidney_stone
Regards,
Reuben
Our very own YA! Teens "old fart".
i. Cmdr likes to eat stones
ii. Never drink enough water
iii. Never sheee sheee…always like to ‘tahan’…???
More info about the 2 lucky stones in his kidney
Stone no 1: 9mm (we shall call it Elton) – resale price of about RM35.90
Stone no 2: 3mm (we shall call it John) – resale price of RM9.90 (this is a real bargain)
How are they going to treat it? Well, here’s the plan:
For Mr John (the 3mm stone), the doctors mentioned that this one can be passed out. Not too sure if via big or small time banking transaction. Lets pray that the transaction will go on smoothly. Could be a painful ride.
As for Mr. Elton (the big one), the doctors mentioned that they will have to blast it. Ever watched the movie Armageddon? Plant a nuclear bomb in the stone, detonate the bomb, and the stone will become smaller pieces. Problem solved. But since nuclear bombs are difficult to source, they have opted to use laser. Now, coming from a
Point to note – thank God the kidney comes with a spare…J
Anyway, my point is…lets uphold our pastor in prayer ok? After all, we will ever only have ONE pastor Gideon in our lifetime. So let’s stand alongside him and pray pray pray hard ok? Perhaps we could ask the doctor to remove some additional ‘parts’ around the waistline too. Hahaha. Do keep Serena and the kids in our prayers too. In times like these, lets come together and pray for our wounded hero.
Alright Pas Gideon, the team will be praying for you. Go in strength and power…and come out alive with both your kidneys still intact! God blessss!! We will see you very very soon. Remember to give the doctor and nurses the one-million-dollar smile and make sure the hair is all nicely combed ok? Gotta look good for the paparazis…
For those that have no idea what a stone in the kidney looks like, pls refer to the pic below. Definitely looks like some oatmeal cookie…you agree?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidney_stone
Regards,
Reuben
Our very own YA! Teens "old fart".
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