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Tuesday 30 October 2007

Just For Laughs

SCROLL DOWN AND FIND OUT A LOT OF THINGS...


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


Friday 26 October 2007

Brothers' & Sisters' Day!


*credits to Benjamin Yee & konco-konco

COOL VIDEO!

photos will be up soon! (i hope so?)

Thursday 18 October 2007

Friends(brothers n sisters) of DIFFERENT Species


The small birth perched itself on the large rhinoceros' horn without any hesitation or fear. This is a unique reminder of how animals of different species often get along harmoniously.


BUT, we humans do not understand that there are no perfect friends. Often the more we expect from each other, the more we are disappointed. Many good friends do not understand this principle. Hence, they lose their friendship. We sometimes even take our loved ones for granted.

"Our lips and teeth are so close, and yet sometimes we accidently bite our lips. Does this mean we should pull out our teeth?"


How can we maintain our good friendships? We should be like these animals who understand and accept each other's strength and weaknesses.
Alex Soh, Singapore
Lets take this coming concurrent sunday as a day to appreciate our brothers and sisters in Christ!
God bless you!
See you there!

Coming Concurrent Service!

Concurrent Service

Guys, WE'RE HAVING BROTHER'S AND SISTER'S DAY this Concurrent Service!

Below is the forwarded email! Check it out!

"Hey people!

As some of you might already know, there's this event

-Tada!-



Brother& Sister's Day

A man of many companions may come to ruin, but there is a friend who sticks closer than a brother. Proverbs 18:24

-A day to appreciate our brothers & sisters around us-


Organized by Youth Alive! Glad Tidings Klang

It's on the 21st October, a Concurrent Sunday

At none other than Glad Tidings Assembly, Klang

It's gonna be Great!!!

There will be Awesome stuff coming your way.

YOU come, INVITE friends and BE SURPRISED!


Woohoooo! (feel the excitement~!)

See you guys there! (;


ps: please forward this email!"

Date : 21October 2007

Time : 10.30am

Venue : MPH 2, Glad Tidings Assembly Klang

Thursday 4 October 2007



ONE MORE DAY !

ONE MORE DAY!

to MERDEKA for our fellow PMR-rians!!!

:)

*please do keep them in prayer