Why Chinese Shouldn't Have Christian Name?

when i read through this email sent by our very own Xin Jie, i ROFL wei. CANT stop. super duper uber ultra funny!!!if you dont understand mandrin or hokkien then grab someone who knows and ask them to explain. Though they might be out of their breath laughing.

i know its so wrong to post this up but just enjoy laughing...

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before

so careful next time when you choose a christian name!!!or give to your children!!! XD

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alrgt alrgt..enough of laughing..lets get serious...

dont ask me "why so serious?" -_-

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