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Friday, 18 February 2011

Just for laughs!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea??
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!

HAHA. Here's just some SpongeBob jokes! L it OL!
  • Q. Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt? A. Now he's a bronzefish!
  • Q. What did SpongeBob's mother say to him when he failed his driving test again? A. Soak it up
  • Q. How did Mr. Krabs become so successful? A. He clawed his way to the top
  • Q. What's Patrick's favorite movie? A. A Star is Born
  • Q. What was the newspaper headline when a bird smacked into Patrick? A. Star Struck
  • Q. Why did SpongeBob hold the piece of paper over his behind? A. He wanted to make sure he covered his butt.
  • Q. What did Plankton say when his cousin said he was coming to visit? A. I'll keep an eye out for ya!
Entertained? HEHE.

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